7 Games Everyone Wants Made into Movies (That Really Shouldn't)
by Jake Weston, posted on 24 June 2011 / 5,797 ViewsGiven recent news buzz about the Uncharted and Devil May Cry movies, gamers have been talking a lot about movies based on games (more so than usually, anyway. It got me thinking, though, should every good game be made into a movie? We all know that most game movies end up being severe disappointments. For every success (Prince of Persia, Slient Hill), we about about a hundred complete disasters (everything else). Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of games that would make great movies. The cartoon style of Angry Birds makes it a perfect fit for an animated film, if you ask me, and I would love to see the universes of Bioshock, Mass Effect or Halo make it to the big screen. However, many of the games that fans are clamoring for a big screen adaptation of simply wouldn't work on film. Be it the fact that the games are already cinematic in themselves or the movies wouldn't be able to do the games or characters justice, here are the games that really shouldn't be made into movies, no matter how much everyone wants them to.
Uncharted

Let's start with the one on everyone's mind. After the fiasco that director David O. Russel was pulling with the Uncharted adaptation, I think we're all happier that he (and presumably Mark Wahlberg) has left the project. Sony still seems to want to keep moving forward with production, but it probably wouldn't be good. Look, I know Nathan Fillion is perfect for the role of Nathan Drake, but there's no way he'll get cast, at least not if Sony wants to make money anyway (they do). And the fact is, no matter who portrays Nathan Drake, no one can be him. He's already perfectly defined by voice actor Nolan North, anything else would just be a shallow imitation.
Watch instead: The Indiana Jones movies, Romancing the Stone
Grand Theft Auto
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Grand Theft Auto is definitely a game that could be made into a decent movie, but that's because the Grand Theft Auto games already draw so much from cinema, specifically gangster movies. Vice City was pretty much Scarface, and San Andreas was pretty much Boyz n the Hood. The Grand Theft Auto games are great, but they would't really offer anything as movies that other movies haven't done better.
Watch instead: Heat, Goodfellas, Scarface
Red Dead Redemption

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Much like Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption is so heavily drawn from cinema that making a movie version would just be redundant. Red Dead Redemption is the best Western game, and one of the best games of all time, there's just no way a movie adaptation would be anywhere close to the quality of the game, especially since the movie would likely be dumbed down to cater to the lucrative pre-teen and teen audience if it were actually made.
Watch instead: Sergio Leone's Dollars Trilogy, Unforgiven, True Grit, 3:10 to Yuma
Call of Duty

We have had enough World War II and modern day shooter games to last a life-time, and even more movies. What could a Call of Duty movie bring that's new to the table? Call of Duty is a great series of games, but pretty much every realistic military based film could technically qualify as a Call of Duty movie.
Watch instead: Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Apocalypse Now
The Legend of Zelda

I'm not arguing that seeing Hyrule come to life wouldn't be absolutely breathtaking, or seeing live action versions of Ganondorf, Moblins and Stalfos wouldn't be amazing. It's just, there's no way this movie could work, for one and one reason only: Link. Throughout the series he's always been a silent protagonist, a vessel that the player could inhabit as he or she explored Hyrule. No matter how they characterized Link, there would be someone unhappy since the movie Link was not consistent with how they imagine Link to be. Also, do we really want another one of these?
What instead: The Lord of the RIngs, The Princess Bride, Legend
God of War

A consistent trait in the games on this list is that they're all already fairly cinematic, and thus making movie versions of them is pretty pointless. God of War is one of the best examples on this. It's epic storyline is one of the best in gaming (even if God of War III faltered a bit), and gaming's interactivity made it all the more better. No matter how hard the filmmakers try, a God of War movie would just not be as good as the games simply for the fact that you aren't controlling the action. Plus, last I heard Brett Ratner was supposed to be directing it. Yikes.
What you should watch instead: Gladiator, 300, Clash of the Titans
Metal Gear Solid

This one is an almost no-win situation. Metal Gear Solid is loved for its over the top characters, melodramatic storyline, and superhuman villains, but the fact of the matter is there is absolutely no way this would translate well to film at all. So, the filmmakers have two options: Make a faithful adaptation of the soucre material that results in poor pacing and silly acting, or change everything to match with modern action movie conventions and piss off fans of the series. There isn't really a good way to make this movie, so fans should just stick to the games. Plus, Snake is already heavily based off of Escape from New York's Snake Plisken, so a movie version would basically be borderline plagiarism.
What you should watch instead: Escape from New York, First Blood, GoldenEye


