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7 Games Everyone Wants Made into Movies (That Really Shouldn't)

by Jake Weston, posted on 24 June 2011 / 5,797 Views

Given recent news buzz about the Uncharted and Devil May Cry movies, gamers have been talking a lot about movies based on games (more so than usually, anyway. It got me thinking, though, should every good game be made into a movie? We all know that most game movies end up being severe disappointments. For every success (Prince of Persia, Slient Hill), we about about a hundred complete disasters (everything else). Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of games that would make great movies. The cartoon style of Angry Birds makes it a perfect fit for an animated film, if you ask me, and I would love to see the universes of Bioshock, Mass Effect or Halo make it to the big screen. However, many of the games that fans are clamoring for a big screen adaptation of simply wouldn't work on film. Be it the fact that the games are already cinematic in themselves or the movies wouldn't be able to do the games or characters justice, here are the games that really shouldn't be made into movies, no matter how much everyone wants them to. 

 

Uncharted

Let's start with the one on everyone's mind. After the fiasco that director David O. Russel was pulling with the Uncharted adaptation, I think we're all happier that he (and presumably Mark Wahlberg) has left the project. Sony still seems to want to keep moving forward with production, but it probably wouldn't be good. Look, I know Nathan Fillion is perfect for the role of Nathan Drake, but there's no way he'll get cast, at least not if Sony wants to make money anyway (they do). And the fact is, no matter who portrays Nathan Drake, no one can be him. He's already perfectly defined by voice actor Nolan North, anything else would just be a shallow imitation. 

Watch instead: The Indiana Jones movies, Romancing the Stone

 

Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto is definitely a game that could be made into a decent movie, but that's because the Grand Theft Auto games already draw so much from cinema, specifically gangster movies. Vice City was pretty much Scarface, and San Andreas was pretty much Boyz n the Hood. The Grand Theft Auto games are great, but they would't really offer anything as movies that other movies haven't done better.

Watch instead: Heat, Goodfellas, Scarface

 

Red Dead Redemption

This artwork was too good to pass up. Artist's page can be found here.

Much like Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption is so heavily drawn from cinema that making a movie version would just be redundant. Red Dead Redemption is the best Western game, and one of the best games of all time, there's just no way a movie adaptation would be anywhere close to the quality of the game, especially since the movie would likely be dumbed down to cater to the lucrative pre-teen and teen audience if it were actually made. 

Watch instead: Sergio Leone's Dollars Trilogy, Unforgiven, True Grit, 3:10 to Yuma

 

Call of Duty

We have had enough World War II and modern day shooter games to last a life-time, and even more movies. What could a Call of Duty movie bring that's new to the table? Call of Duty is a great series of games, but pretty much every realistic military based film could technically qualify as a Call of Duty movie. 

Watch instead: Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Apocalypse Now 

 

The Legend of Zelda

I'm not arguing that seeing Hyrule come to life wouldn't be absolutely breathtaking, or seeing live action versions of Ganondorf, Moblins and Stalfos wouldn't be amazing. It's just, there's no way this movie could work, for one and one reason only: Link. Throughout the series he's always been a silent protagonist, a vessel that the player could inhabit as he or she explored Hyrule. No matter how they characterized Link, there would be someone unhappy since the movie Link was not consistent with how they imagine Link to be. Also, do we really want another one of these?

What instead: The Lord of the RIngs, The Princess Bride, Legend

 

God of War

A consistent trait in the games on this list is that they're all already fairly cinematic, and thus making movie versions of them is pretty pointless. God of War is one of the best examples on this. It's epic storyline is one of the best in gaming (even if God of War III faltered a bit), and gaming's interactivity made it all the more better. No matter how hard the filmmakers try, a God of War movie would just not be as good as the games simply for the fact that you aren't controlling the action. Plus, last I heard Brett Ratner was supposed to be directing it. Yikes.

What you should watch instead: Gladiator, 300, Clash of the Titans

 

Metal Gear Solid

This one is an almost no-win situation. Metal Gear Solid is loved for its over the top characters, melodramatic storyline, and superhuman villains, but the fact of the matter is there is absolutely no way this would translate well to film at all. So, the filmmakers have two options: Make a faithful adaptation of the soucre material that results in poor pacing and silly acting, or change everything to match with modern action movie conventions and piss off fans of the series. There isn't really a good way to make this movie, so fans should just stick to the games. Plus, Snake is already heavily based off of Escape from New York's Snake Plisken, so a movie version would basically be borderline plagiarism.

What you should watch instead: Escape from New York, First Blood, GoldenEye


25 Comments

Hradekal (on 24 June 2011)

Screw all of these, I want a Tetris movie.


ioi (on 24 June 2011)

Now this would rock


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krizalidzero (on 24 June 2011)

Well, a CG movie for Zelda wouldn't be a bad thing


krizalidzero (on 24 June 2011)

I mean, Movie does not mean Live Action


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Teratus (on 25 June 2011)

I dunno
I think the problem with having a Zelda movie is how to potray Link

Nintendo dilibretly havent given him a voice for a reason so it would be difficult to do a movie with him


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elmerFudd5 (on 10 July 2011)

the only one's of these that would make good movies are god of war, zelda, and metal gear solid.. the rest have movies very simlar... if they where gonna make any game a movie it would be heavy rain


Machina (on 24 June 2011)

*inb4 MGS already is a movie*


GooseGaws (on 25 June 2011)

I'm tired of everyone speaking negatively about David O. Russell's involvement with the Uncharted film. So what if he wanted to take it in a different direction? Games and movies aren't the same; in order to make a good movie, it's practically necessary to make significant changes. I would rather have seen a great filmmaker take a shot at making a video game adaptation on his own terms than hear about the latest junk that Paul W.S. Anderson craps out. If he failed then so be it, but I would have liked to see what he did with it.


sapphi_snake (on 25 June 2011)

I agree with this article. Zelda could work as an animation though, especially one similar to Wind Waker. It would have to be made in collaboration with Disney/Pixar though. A live action Zelda film is just a terrible ideea however.


Kudistos Megistos (on 25 June 2011)

No game should ever be made into a movie. Movies based on games are even worse than games based on movies. I've never seen one that was good.


Teo (on 25 June 2011)

I laughed when I saw Saving Private Ryan under CoD, they can't be any more different. A MGS movie would work if it followed the cinematography of Saving Private Ryan, concentrating on the main character and make his isolation from the over arching world key in the setting. A GoW movie could be fun if it was 300-like, but an angry goatee guy killing everything could be really hard to take to the big screen. What I would be more concerned about a Zelda movie is Link's apparel. If you put him in tights the movie will be dead on arrival, if you don't... just not right. Lose-lose situation. The only way a GTA movie would make any logical sense to make would be if the director and writer tried to imitate the process of playing the game and made it into one big scenario. The camera angles are key for this. When the protagonist gets into a robbed car to chase down someone, the camera has to be spider-man like when he is swinging. The sky view is key, has to be abundant.


agreatflood2121 (on 24 June 2011)

Motion Picture Theater Film is not a suitable medium for the translation of Video Game Stories. They most certainly cannot have a live action cast, unless the Video Game itself possesses such (like C&C Red Alert)


binary solo (on 24 June 2011)

Erm Prince of Persia and Silent Hill are good? More like best of a bad bunch, but doesn't make them good. The Uncharted franchise could have a good movie in it. But it never will because the right people wouldn't be put on the job. I'm not worried that Nolan North has ruined the chances of anyone else being Nathan Drake in a live action film. And obviously I'm not everyone 'cause none of those franchises would make my top 7 list of games I'd like to see as movies (actually there wouldn't be 10 games I want to see as movies).


Black Fist (on 24 June 2011)

There are moronic artciles, there are stupid articles, and then there is this one. If you have nothing to say...don't. You might as well say, don't make any game into a movie, which is stupid in itīs own right. If you think hollywood can ruin them, sure they can, but since this a "make belief" kind of deal, we start with the idea that they would actually make a good movie out of those, and each one could be make a great movie.


MO-MO-KILLA (on 24 June 2011)

Grandia, why all the hate? The uncharted games, the two, have been absolutely amazing imo, nothing groundbreaking, but it does the true and tried methods to perfection, better than it has been done before. That level of polish its very seldom seen in any medium, be it movies, books, games or whatever.


Grandia (on 24 June 2011)

I want Untcharted neither as a Game nor as a movie. Uncharted 1 and 2 are both under the lamest Games i ever played I don't understand why Gaming Mags hype this crap all the time so much. Maybe Sony payed them a lot, I cant belive that grafics are nowadays the only criterion for a game. Beside good grafics Uncharted offers hardly anything, the gameplay is lame, the Storys are the same as indiana jones had 30 years ago and the Chars are gay.


kickazz113 (on 24 June 2011)

so ur a xbox fanboy??


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jamesmarkus87 (on 25 June 2011)

I'm a 360 and PS3 owner. IMO, Uncharted 2 is epic. Its gameplay and storyline are amazing, and its graphics are damn sexy.


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Salem (on 24 June 2011)

I have to disagree with the everything else part, I liked the tomb raiders, the first mortal kombat, all the resident evils, and I even like super mario bros and street fighter in the whole "its so bad its good" way


Teratus (on 24 June 2011)

The only way I could see any of these working except Legend of Zelda (LoZ will never work as a movie) Is if they made these movies CG if they made a Metal gear Movie then David Hayter would have to voice snake and the only way to do this would be if the movie was CG Capcom realised this with the immencly bad resident evil movies and decided to make CG ones which allowed 3 major benifits 1 they can use the same voice actors from the games allowing fans to relate and connect to the characters much easier 2 the characters look exsactly the same as they do in the games allowing them to be easily recognisable and again allowing fans to relate and connect to them easier 3 the resident evil monsters stayed very true to the origional game design if you have seen the movies when you see these bioweapons like the mutated licker or (dwarf) Nemesis you just dont get the same feeling by doing these movies in CG they can replicate these monsters behavior, movements, sise and strength without having to use immence ammounts of development time brushing out those imprefections which sometimes you can notice in the live action movies making games into movies isnt always a bad thing but personally i feel that most of them are much better off as CG movies


blkfish92 (on 24 June 2011)

A red dead movie sounds promising, I don't see why not.


trasharmdsister12 (on 24 June 2011)

Actually... There's not a single game on there that I'd like to be a movie. They're the great games they are because they fuse their story-telling with interactivity.


Aiddon (on 24 June 2011)

Zelda has actually had some decent manga adaptations. The Nintendo Power Link to the Past comic (written and drawn by Cyborg 009/Kamen Rider/Power Rangers creator Shotaro Ishinomori) for instance is a GREAT series that also gave Link a likable, flawed personality (if a bit archetypal) and had some interesting original characters like the knight Roam. Anyway, games do not need movies to validate their existence just like how Wathcmen didn't need a so-so adaptation to justify its existence


A203D (on 26 June 2011)

I think a lot of the thinking is that big blockbuster Holiwood movies are the greatest achievments in entertainment... however i think some of these games would translate really well into tv shows. i look at something like Spartacus Blood and Sand (which i love) and the quality of writing and the way the show is presented offers more than a Holiwood blockbuster imo. MGS would be great as a tv show - but 12 hour game will never translate well into a 2 hour movie. and saying that the Prince of Persia movie was actully really good imo.


padib (on 26 June 2011)

Link could be a mute.


Siko1989 (on 25 June 2011)

people want these games into a movie?


jamesmarkus87 (on 25 June 2011)

Please DON'T make a Halo movie, a Mass Effect movie, a Bioshock movie, etc.


snakefisher (on 25 June 2011)

david hayter and snake are always going to be better than nolan north and drake


Etanclan4life (on 24 June 2011)

Make a gears movie already you panzees.


pariz (on 24 June 2011)

Well, I heartly agree with the spirit of this Editorial. There's no use in asking for a great game to become a movie, as if it was necesary to acknoledge its writing. Uncharted, Zelda and Red Dead Redemption are great for what they are. No need to dumb them down.