There Is Now a Mousepad that Can Also Grill Burgers
by VGChartz Staff, posted on 02 July 2010 / 1,700 Views
Like many gamers, I like the accuracy of playing certain games with a keyboard and a mouse. I also like grilling burgers. I also like products that have multiple uses, even if they have nothing to do with each other. I also like candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach...
Sometimes I want to take a break from playing Osmos all night long and grill up some sustenance, but I don't want to grab a grill. That would be inefficient when my hand is ALREADY on a mousepad that could and should also be a grill! This is where Rude Gameware's new Fierce Teflon & Steel Mouse Surface comes in. Now nothing can stop you from throwing your mouse over your shoulder, slapping some meat on your mouse surface, and instantly grilling it.
This Fierce mousepad features a solid steel core mounted on a non-slip rubberized base, and it's coated with friction-minimizing Teflon. Rude Gameware claims that when gaming on a Teflon surface, you can move your mouse faster than your own reflexes. Damn, that's really fast. I wonder if that's even safe.
It's also a great gift for the 4th of July. Oooh, now I get it. Kinda. Michael Epstein, Chief Rude Officer, shares some of the wisdom behind this invention: "July 4th is about America. And what's more American than gaming and grilling? I'll tell you: gaming and grilling at the same time. Also, fireworks. Maybe we can work those into our next version."
The Fierce Teflon & Steel Mouse Surface is available now for $29.95 at rudegameware.com, and will soon be available at retailers worldwide. There's also a non-Teflon non-grilling mousepad available for half the price, for PC gamers who only have half the cash, or are only half as awesome.
And I should probably include this part down here. Sorry for ruining the fun everybody.
LEGAL NOTE: Though it is possible to heat the Fierce Teflon® & Steel Mouse Surface for grilling purposes, it is in no way encouraged by Rude Gameware. Additionally, Rude Gameware is not liable for any third-degree burns, house fires, or barbecued mice that may be caused by improper use of its product. Rude Gameware would like to additionally note that using the Fierce Teflon® & Steel Mouse Surface to grill and then to game is downright stupid, and whoever tries it deserves whatever happens as a result. Lastly, Rude Gameware does not guarantee the deliciousness of any foods cooked on the Fierce Teflon® & Steel Mouse Surface. If the consumer messes up the recipe we gave him last Thursday, it's his own fault, Jeffrey.
I still recommend grilling on it though, and taking pictures, and sharing them.
