Warning: There will be a high amount of swearing in this thread.
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I LITTERLY CRIED MY ASS OUT. SO HERE I AM PLAYING WWE LEGENDS OF WRESTLEMANIA AND THE ANNOUNCER IS LIKE : BRET THE HITMAN HART GOT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! WILL HE TAP!!!
..........................*silence*
Aldro: ....WTF!? Omg... *Heart beat* *Heart beat*
........DIDIDIDIIIII restart
Aldro: ........... it freezed :/? Oh well.. *Puts hand on and restarts*
*Red light goes to green you hear the fan start up...
Aldro: :)))
*YELLOW LIGHT in 0.01 SECONDS, RED FLASHY LIGHT GOING ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!
Aldro: ...
FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
I LOVED YOU PS3!!!!!!!!!!!!! 60GB I LOVED U SO FUCKING MUCH I MADE U INTO A 320 GB BEAST! WE HAD SO MUCH FUN MY FUCKING 16 GAMES!! MY FUCKING EPIC MGS4 18 TIME COMPLETETION SAVE OF A MASTERPIECE! MY FUCKING LITTLEBIGPLANET ADVENTURES! MY FUCKING FORTUNE WITH DRAKE! MY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW I PUT IT IN THE WINDOW AND ITS COLD LIKE MY BALLZ!
Aldro: here we go again.. :'( *Turns on*
PS3: Green light starts........ YELLOW in 0.01 SECONDS! RED FLASHY LIGHT!
Why! GOD WHY!?
srsly for fuck sakes listen to this:
Tomorrow my parents are going to Iran im alone with my grand mother off school for fucking 2 weeks (easter). NO FUCKING PS3. I gotta use my retarded PC which i like and all but im gonna be fucking emo over my PS3! WHAT IF I GOTTA PAY!? I got it 2 years ago but in sweden u can like complain 2-3 years no matter what... I WANT MY 60 GB BACKWARD COMPATIBLE I HAVE NO BACKUP BUT I WANT MY 320 GB SAVE FILES! I WANT 4 USBs NOT FUCKING 2!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!? FIRST I HAD TO REFORMAT MY PC FOR WATCHING TO MUCH PORN AND GETTING TROJANS!
AND NOW THIS! AND ALL I DID WAS DO THE SHARPSHOOTER ON STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
For too long I have cheered the PS3, For too long i have loved it and treated it as preciously as my ..personal areas. For too long I have talked with my friends and brainwashed them how it > X360. AND NOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY/DO!?
Im probaly gonna get it back in 6 weeks. This is horrible... At the fucking worst time ever. I wish i was dead.. Seriously I WANT TO SHOOT MY SELF.
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR! FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH!
(I love you.. And if i get you back with my saves SOMEHOW.... with 4 usb ports 320 gb with backward comp I WILL STILL LOVE YOU) [IF NOT GTFO ASS HOLE!]
Fuck Sony for making this piece of trash (Considering the 360 also have had a few errors i cant complain too much, Especially after blue screen of death on my PC).
Fuck im sad.... Someone cheer me up and no fucking jokes. I have had a tearful day and I need someone to hug me. DONT MAKE A JOKE OF THIS or ill hate you..
~Emo kid/Aldro.
P.S. I managed to get the CD out by spamming the eject button.
