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VGC Top Ten: Game Titles That Sound Like Porn Titles - News

by VGChartz Staff , posted on 12 December 2009 / 68,906 Views

A great title is a definite asset to a game, as nobody wants to be stuck with the opposite.  But sometimes, in the search for that “perfect title” a loss of irony, double entendre, or common sense can result in these very unfortunate game titles.  I had a lot of fun looking for these, and noticed that without trying I mostly found Sega Titles, who knew Sega was this perverted!  As always, these are in no particular order.

 


 

Wild Woody - Sega CD

 

Wild_Woody_Coverart.png picture by spdk1

 


 

Nuts & Milk - NES

 

milk_nuts.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Booby Kids - NES

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Sticky Balls - Gizmondo

 

sbbig.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Tongue of the Fatman - PC 

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Touch Dic - DS

 

touch.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Seaman - DC

 

seaman.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

6 Inch My Darling - Saturn

6inch-f.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Alone in the Dark: One Eyed Jack's Revenge - PS

aloneinthedark2du1.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples - Sega 32X

 

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62 Comments
MaxArt (on 11 January 2010)

Not to mention that "Sega" is slang for "masturbation", in Italian.
Touch Dic is awesome.

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down-down-down-down- (on 02 January 2010)

touch dic XD!!!

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d21lewis (on 16 December 2009)

We had a thread like this, a while back but there are quite a few games here that didn't even get mentioned! Great article!!

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almcchesney (on 15 December 2009)

alone in the dark FTW, lol hahahahaha

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Reasonable (on 15 December 2009)

Tongue of the Fatman just sounds... unclean, and not in a good way.

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Panzerdrako (on 14 December 2009)

i never saw alone on the dark title in "that way" !

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moondeep (on 14 December 2009)

6" my darling has me flabberghasted.... what were they thinking?!

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KnM (on 14 December 2009)

Touch DIC.....GREAT ^^

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technonathan25 (on 14 December 2009)

touch dic is a dictionary
touch DICtionary

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Aionic_Kid (on 14 December 2009)

lol is Touch Dic the prequel to Seaman?

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primogen18 (on 14 December 2009)

nuts and milk? really?

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blunty51 (on 14 December 2009)

hahahahaha this list is epic

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gurglesletch (on 13 December 2009)

Very good. Touch Dic was the funniest.

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dolemit3 (on 13 December 2009)

These are all epic.

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Ickalanda (on 13 December 2009)

Hahaha, this is great.

Touch Dic is the funniest I think, but 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples definitely sounds the most like a porn title.

Great article!

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Seraphic_Sixaxis (on 13 December 2009)

Hmm... that DS game... Touch Dic... lulz...

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moneyman289 (on 13 December 2009)

LMAO, The last one has to be my favorite!!!!

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AnthonyW86 (on 13 December 2009)

Great list, but is there something about the last two i don't get? Don't see anything funny there.

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halogamer1989 (on 13 December 2009)

It is Japan's fault ;)

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CatFangs806 (on 13 December 2009)

I want more of these lists, please. This is epic win.

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atma998 (on 13 December 2009)

LoL at Nuts & Milk!

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Galaki (on 13 December 2009)

Is it safe to conclude that, those that found this funny have perverted minds?

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coolestguyever (on 13 December 2009)

lol touch dic?

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pariz (on 13 December 2009)

Awesome list indeed, though I agree with ClaudeLv250, it could have been better.

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manuel (on 13 December 2009)

Dic is short for Dictionary (and it's a Korean dictionary software)

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ClaudeLv250 (on 13 December 2009)

What? Where are the classics like Dragon Wang, Monster in my Pocket, and one of the better ones...Suck and Blow and its sequel Suck and Blow 2?

Also this article is pretty bare. A description of what the game actually is would be nice.

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-ku- (on 12 December 2009)

Anyone have that Touch Dic DS game and actually touch the Dic? (in the game)
What does Dic mean?

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Attoyou (on 12 December 2009)

Wild Woody FTW LMAO

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kingofwale (on 12 December 2009)

what about this game on DS:

Let's Ride! Friends Forever

COME ON!!!!!

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daveak47 (on 12 December 2009)

LOL

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TheTruthHurts! (on 12 December 2009)

Awesome list!!!!!

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Killergran (on 12 December 2009)

I'm going to join the choir of voices raised in praise for this inventive and funny list. Keep up the good work!

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Severance (on 12 December 2009)

i'd add Irritating Stick!

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Baalzamon (on 12 December 2009)

lol Touch Dic...but looking at the dreamcast title still amazes me. I mean, voice activated game, not to mention dreamcast had online already. Too bad it was just ahead of its time...if that would have caught on video games would have been changed forever.

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Xen (on 12 December 2009)

6" My darling is intentional with the nature of niche Japanese releases.

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loy310 (on 12 December 2009)

lol, Wild Woody....

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Gintoki (on 12 December 2009)

OMG touch dic hilarious!

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jefforange89 (on 12 December 2009)

Touch Dic, what? XD

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salaminizer (on 12 December 2009)

great list
tongue of the fatman lol

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iLLmaticV3 (on 12 December 2009)

Lol, that was hilarious!

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SHMUPGurus (on 12 December 2009)

That was quite original! :-D

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arsenicazure (on 12 December 2009)

ratchet and clank: size matters?

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Bman54 (on 12 December 2009)

All funny, except the last 2.

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Blacksaber (on 12 December 2009)

@Kai
Woody is another word for an erection/penis, Seaman another word for sperm and for Alone in the Dark I think is making a reference to the One eyed snake which is also another way of saying penis.....

Anyway nice top ten...

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Rawrizard (on 12 December 2009)

Good list, must say the Alone in the Dark was my favourite haha

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Kai Master (on 12 December 2009)

"Touch Dic - DS" is amazing, japs didn't know the meaning i think ^^

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Kai Master (on 12 December 2009)

ahahah, some are very fun, but i don't see porn on some of the titles, maybe my English is not good enough : Wild Woody, Seaman, Alone in the Dark: One Eyed Jack's Revenge ????

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NightDragon83 (on 12 December 2009)

LOL i love the last one because if it wasn't for this top 10, i'd have never viewed that game's title as any kind of sexual innuendo lol

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kopstudent89 (on 12 December 2009)

@Kylie
I think we've got enough MGS :P

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donsterydo2 (on 12 December 2009)

Oh my god hahah XD

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Wickedshyn (on 12 December 2009)

Nuts & Milk is my favorite lol.

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SaviorX (on 12 December 2009)

LOL

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Son1x (on 12 December 2009)

Haha, awesome :-D

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spdk1 (on 12 December 2009)

My personal fave was the Alone in the Dark one

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chazy13 (on 12 December 2009)

nuts and milk lol
best top 10 ever ...

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Barozi (on 12 December 2009)

Touch Dic

looooool

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Simulacrum (on 12 December 2009)

Lol ioi.

I never even tought about this.

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sabby_e17 (on 12 December 2009)

STICKY BALLZ!!! :-D :-D :-D

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