VGC Top Ten: Game Titles That Sound Like Porn Titles - News
by VGChartz Staff , posted on 12 December 2009 / 68,906 ViewsA great title is a definite asset to a game, as nobody wants to be stuck with the opposite. But sometimes, in the search for that “perfect title” a loss of irony, double entendre, or common sense can result in these very unfortunate game titles. I had a lot of fun looking for these, and noticed that without trying I mostly found Sega Titles, who knew Sega was this perverted! As always, these are in no particular order.
Wild Woody - Sega CD
Nuts & Milk - NES
Booby Kids - NES
Sticky Balls - Gizmondo
Tongue of the Fatman - PC
Touch Dic - DS
Seaman - DC
6 Inch My Darling - Saturn
Alone in the Dark: One Eyed Jack's Revenge - PS
GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples - Sega 32X
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Not to mention that "Sega" is slang for "masturbation", in Italian.
Touch Dic is awesome.
touch dic XD!!!
We had a thread like this, a while back but there are quite a few games here that didn't even get mentioned! Great article!!
alone in the dark FTW, lol hahahahaha
Tongue of the Fatman just sounds... unclean, and not in a good way.
i never saw alone on the dark title in "that way" !
6" my darling has me flabberghasted.... what were they thinking?!
Touch DIC.....GREAT ^^
touch dic is a dictionary
touch DICtionary
lol is Touch Dic the prequel to Seaman?
nuts and milk? really?
hahahahaha this list is epic
Very good. Touch Dic was the funniest.
These are all epic.
Hahaha, this is great.
Touch Dic is the funniest I think, but 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples definitely sounds the most like a porn title.
Great article!
Hmm... that DS game... Touch Dic... lulz...
LMAO, The last one has to be my favorite!!!!
Great list, but is there something about the last two i don't get? Don't see anything funny there.
It is Japan's fault ;)
I want more of these lists, please. This is epic win.
LoL at Nuts & Milk!
Is it safe to conclude that, those that found this funny have perverted minds?
lol touch dic?
Awesome list indeed, though I agree with ClaudeLv250, it could have been better.
Dic is short for Dictionary (and it's a Korean dictionary software)
What? Where are the classics like Dragon Wang, Monster in my Pocket, and one of the better ones...Suck and Blow and its sequel Suck and Blow 2?
Also this article is pretty bare. A description of what the game actually is would be nice.
Anyone have that Touch Dic DS game and actually touch the Dic? (in the game)
What does Dic mean?
Wild Woody FTW LMAO
what about this game on DS:
Let's Ride! Friends Forever
COME ON!!!!!
LOL
Awesome list!!!!!
I'm going to join the choir of voices raised in praise for this inventive and funny list. Keep up the good work!
i'd add Irritating Stick!
lol Touch Dic...but looking at the dreamcast title still amazes me. I mean, voice activated game, not to mention dreamcast had online already. Too bad it was just ahead of its time...if that would have caught on video games would have been changed forever.
6" My darling is intentional with the nature of niche Japanese releases.
lol, Wild Woody....
OMG touch dic hilarious!
Touch Dic, what? XD
great list
tongue of the fatman lol
Lol, that was hilarious!
That was quite original! :-D
ratchet and clank: size matters?
All funny, except the last 2.
@Kai
Woody is another word for an erection/penis, Seaman another word for sperm and for Alone in the Dark I think is making a reference to the One eyed snake which is also another way of saying penis.....
Anyway nice top ten...
Good list, must say the Alone in the Dark was my favourite haha
"Touch Dic - DS" is amazing, japs didn't know the meaning i think ^^
ahahah, some are very fun, but i don't see porn on some of the titles, maybe my English is not good enough : Wild Woody, Seaman, Alone in the Dark: One Eyed Jack's Revenge ????
LOL i love the last one because if it wasn't for this top 10, i'd have never viewed that game's title as any kind of sexual innuendo lol
@Kylie
I think we've got enough MGS :P
Oh my god hahah XD
Nuts & Milk is my favorite lol.
LOL
Haha, awesome :-D
My personal fave was the Alone in the Dark one
nuts and milk lol
best top 10 ever ...
Touch Dic
looooool
Lol ioi.
I never even tought about this.
STICKY BALLZ!!! :-D :-D :-D