Bullet Heaven Shooter POSTAL: Bullet Paradise Announced for PC - News
by William D'Angelo , posted on 03 December 2025 / 1,419 Views
Publisher Running With Scissors and developer Goonswarm Games have announced cooperative bullet-heaven shooter, POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, for PC via Steam.
View the announcement trailer below:
Read details on the game below:
POSTAL: Bullet Paradise throws the Dude straight into the Shitty Future, a world where every robot, psycho, mutant, and corporate goon wants you very, very dead. Good news: you don’t care. Even better news: there’s plenty of junk lying around that can be turned into guns, bombs, or whatever else makes things explode.
This is a bullet-heaven shooter with online cooperative play, an arsenal of improvised weapons, and more psychos than the Dude has unpaid parking tickets. Pick your favorite Dude from across the POSTAL multiverse and carve your way through waves of chaos, upgrades, and stupidly dangerous power fantasy moments.
Play as Multiple Dudes
Choose from iconic versions of the POSTAL Dude from across the entire series. Each one has unique stats, perks, and attitude problems.
Online Cooperative Carnage
Team up with friends (or other unstable strangers) to survive the endless storm of enemies. Revive each other, stack builds, and ruin the future together.
Bullet-Heaven Gameplay
Hundreds of enemies on screen. Thousands of projectiles. Zero shame. Movement and build choices matter… mostly because everything is trying to erase you.
DIY Arsenal
Trash becomes firepower. Upgrade weird weapons, stack absurd modifiers, and turn broken scraps into overpowered monstrosities.
The Shitty Future
A dystopian world filled with psycho, corporate cultists, malfunctioning robots, and way too much surveillance. If it moves, it probably wants to kill you.
Progression That Actually Feels Good
Unlock new Dudes and other well-known POSTAL characters, weapons, abilities, and synergies as you survive longer. Die horribly, come back stronger.
Multiverse Flavor
POSTAL 1, 2, 3, 4, Brain Damaged… they’re all here. Easter eggs, references, and familiar faces for fans who know the chaos by heart.
Stupid Jokes, Smart Explosions
POSTAL-style humor and a lot of things blowing up. Sometimes both at once.
A life-long and avid gamer, William D'Angelo was first introduced to VGChartz in 2007. After years of supporting the site, he was brought on in 2010 as a junior analyst, working his way up to lead analyst in 2012 and taking over the hardware estimates in 2017. He has expanded his involvement in the gaming community by producing content on his own YouTube channel and Twitch channel. You can follow the author on Bluesky.
