Amateur Surgeon from Adult Swim puts your wildest surgery fantasies in the palm of your unwashed, unqualified hand. Use precision instruments such as a pizza cutter, salad tongs, stapler, and car battery to hack your way through thirty different procedures and be the surgeon that your parents always knew you would never become. 

•27 levels + 3 hidden surgeries 
•Each surgery a complicated, multistep procedure. 
•Save progress between patients, like a real surgeon! 
•Touch screen to choose instruments. 
•Slide finger to make incisions. 
•Rub screen to cauterize wounds, apply gel, etc. 
•Zoom in for better precision. 
•Simulation of saving lives = simulation of fulfillment.

Source: iTunes