Happy birthd-

Wait, hold up. Alizee is only two years younger than I am?

*puts away penis*

Those buns are causing some sort of reaction in my pants....wha--what is this!?

why is this in the gaming section?

and she's not really bootylicious.

You sir need to browse the internet more 

Oh shit! That's where the Night Elf female dance comes from! (which does make this game related, right?)

either her head is on backwards or she has a napkin on her shoulders, she should take it off.... take it all off

*looks at "boobs" ** looks at "ass". * Nothing there. Nothing special she looks like an ordinary good looking lady in a night club with no ass. Would fuck.

Its funny how on the internet most people say she has no ass becasue they could just google someone with a better ass, but in person they would have a hard time not drooling. 

ikr! lol

people must see what reggaeton its all about.

this is what i call bootylicious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY33oEDtJv0

Damn, Pezus I said I would fuck here already.!!!!  Do want me to say I would give it to her in every hole ? There you go I would.

Your thread wins best of the day which is either hilarious or sad.