VGC Top Ten: Sexually Awkward Video Game Moments 4 - News
by VGChartz Staff , posted on 13 February 2010 / 51,748 Views
Back by popular demand! You wanted more of these, so I was able to pull together ten more. For first time readers the premise is simple for this series. These are moments in videogames that make you feel uncomfortable, especially if someone happens to walk in on you at that moment in the game. Imagine playing a game and a crude sex scene suddenly pops up on the screen. Imagine if you will that you are in a room next to your parent’s room, and don’t want to alert them to this scene’s presence. That’s what these are all about, and they are in no particular order.
Conker’s Bad Fur Day – various scenes
Conker’s Bad Fur Day is one of those games that pushed the envelope so much 'back in the day' that it paved a way for modern mature games just by being so offensive. The fact that Nintendo published it also ended years of their very own censorship methods which previously used to put clothes on Roman statues and other asinine things. The game contains many scenes that border on pornography, and this is one of the many:
Rayne’s sexualized fatalities in Bloodrayne
In order to add some sexuality to the title character in Bloodrayne, the developers went the extra mile to make the character as suggestive as possible. Double entendre in dialog…..CHECK! Scantily clad heroine…..CHECK! Scenes where the main character has an orgasm every time she kills someone…..CHEC….wait, that’s kind of creepy to be honest. I guess if you were into sadomasochism that might be cool, but for the average gamer….ewwww.
Fear Effect series
The creators of the Fear Effect series had a hard time not getting their game cancelled after it was decided to add a bit more sexuality to the game in the series’ second outing. Cited by Playboy.com as the “world’s first lesbian video game” Fear Effect 2 has a lot of content that could make any horny adolescent happy, and their parents…well…not so much. While nothing in the game is more than PG-13, the depiction of two women as lovers landed the company in enough hot water that they had to make statements such as the following:
“Once and for all, let me set the record straight. Hana is not a lesbian! She likes men...and she likes women. Who she chooses to go to bed with at the end of the day is not a big deal![...]The only reason I wanted Hana to have a female companion this time around is because it gives me the ability to create an extremely interesting love triangle further down the road.”
While the creators claimed that they weren’t trying to make a sexual game for the sake of it, scenes like the following make one wonder:
'Bed Games' in God of War
Nothing says “macho” more than a minigame in which you have to please not one but two smoking ladies in a videogame. It is besides the point that the scene is nothing more than a exercise in pushing a button when told until a pot falls off of a table, but it’s sexy anyway, in an Alfred Hitchcock sort of way. While you don’t see more than a tad bit of nudity, this portion of God of War has enough sound effects to make anyone want to turn down their TV during the scene.
Japanese Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 trailer
I wonder who this trailer was designed for?
GTA IV virtual lap dance
In GTA IV, my main gripe with the game was that you basically spent huge amounts of time doing nothing more than driving people around to various clubs, so I guess it’s a good thing that you at least get something for your trouble. This scene however should only be played when one is home alone, or else you basically look like you are playing a porn game.
The “ecstasy meter” and other stuff in NMH 2
No More Heroes 2 is a hilarious game in many ways. Not only does the act of recharging your light-saber return in full glory, an act which makes the gamer look as if he is partaking in self-gratification, but the whole thing is made sweeter by the “ecstasy meter” a meter that closely resembles a cartoon penis and can be refilled by looking at porn mags. Look to the top right for an example of this “happy lil’ guy" in action:
Ryu’s lack of 'manhood' in Street Fighter Alpha 2
I’ll let the picture speak for itself:
Looks like Ryu has a downstairs mixup!
(If you get the reference, you are awarded 2 awesome points)
Pyramid head mannequin scene
Pyramid Head had some creepy scenes in Silent Hill 2, but nothing is as uncomfortable as his maniacal three-way with a pile of broken mannequins. I won’t post the scene as it will cause nightmares in pretty much everyone. I’m pretty sure that the only thing worse than walking in on Pyramid head getting his rocks off, would be someone walking in on that scene on your TV.
Owning the “Guy Game”
The Guy Game is quite possibly the most embarrassing videogame ever made. If someone is this desperate for pornography that they will pay 50 bucks for a crude episode of MTV’s spring break crossed with Girls Gone Wild full of underage boobs, then they are an idiot. Basically all you did in this masterpiece was bet on which girl would win various contests like a bouncing ball race, losing all self respect at the same time. In my opinion having this game in your house entitles you to a kick to the balls.
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God of War scene was pretty funny for me, especially the sound
Haha now imagine what it would be like for the voiceactors in the booth for Conkers Bad Furday. "You sure this is for a videogame? You absolutely, 100% positively sure?!"
FYI, Nintendo did not publish "Conker", they only distributed it. Rare had to publish it themselves.
I am so enjoy about the TV ad of ninja2
The six-aix bring very good value to those guy and "OLD MAN" ha ha
THE VG Chat of Hardware (Other) is not correct, I can't Trust VG Chat figure.
Last month PS3 hardware(other) is higher then Xbox,
Last week PS3 hardware(other) is less about 0.31M then Xbox
This week PS3 hardware(other) is less about 0.8M then Xbox
The figure weekly chat show PS3 high sell XBOX every week, How come !!
I'm Old Greg!
Damn, Midgetman beat me to it!
Do you like Bailey's?
I'm Old Greg!
Damn, Midgetman beat me to it!
Do you like Bailey's?
Underage boobies??? Pedobear approves of the Guy Game haha!
This list could have easily been constructed with clips from Conker's BFD alone... like the scene with the Cogs for example haha...
youtube.com/watch?v=kmsVjuMn7C4&feature=related
I'm Old Greg!
yeah, the game got cancelled and pulled from shelves because like 3 of the girls involved were 17
Underage boobs?! :D
I always thought that Dead Or Alive Xtreme was somewhat uncomfortable. http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/717/717325/imgs_1.html
Biggest problem with The Guy Game was that it was full of too much boring trivia and not enough boooobs.
I agree that most of these aren't even sexually awkward...
i had the unfortunate experience of playing No More Heroes 2 in my living room, my charge was low and i had to recharge or loose...
haven't played the game since.
(will finish it when no one's watching :p)
LOL... Remember when I was palying God of War and my grandmother just happened to walk in the room while I was playing that sex minigame... embarassing
I CANNOT believe no one has mentioned this. In the original Pokemon Red and Blue, and even in FireRed and LeafGreen, someone caught this sentence at the end of the game when you defeat your rival after the Elite Four. Professor Oak comes up and says:
I came when I heard you defeated the Elite Four.
I found a screenshot of it, too.
FINALLY the pyramid head scene makes it!
That "limp penis" life meter in NMH 2 is totally hilarious.
Ahh, I need to play Conkers Bad Fur Day again. Totally awsome game.
The Guy Game for Wiiware next week?
Lol I didn't Conker was that explicit.
I will spend those two awesome points buying myself a bottle of bailey's to use in my love games.
Yeah the first time I saw the Pyramid head scene I let loose such a flaming WTF that my visiting grandma could hear me all the way in the basement.
That Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 commercial, suddenly makes me very scared about Metriod: Other M.
pyramid head scene was disturbing
i wanna play that game again
That bonkers one was the best one of this list.
hahaha another great set of moments. GTA becomes more awkward when 2 girls start dancing for you.
