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VGC Top Ten: More Game Titles That Sound Like Porn Titles - News

by VGChartz Staff , posted on 28 December 2009 / 43,806 Views

A great title is a definite asset to a game, as nobody wants to be stuck with the opposite.  But sometimes, in the search for that “perfect title” a loss of irony, double entendre, or common sense can result in these very unfortunate game titles.  I had a lot of fun looking for these, and noticed that without trying I mostly found Sega Titles, who knew Sega was this perverted!  As always, these are in no particular order.

 



 

Wii Play (Wii)

wii-play-cover.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Monster in my Pocket (NES)

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Hot Action Pak (2600)

hotaction.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Normy’s BeachBabe-O- Rama (Gen)

NormysBeachBabe-O-Rama-1.png picture by spdk1

 


 

N.U.D.E.: Natural Ultimate Digital Experiment (xbx)

562256_22955_front.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Pole Position (2600)

250px-Pole_Position_cover.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 

Jack in the Dark (PC)

JackintheDark_1.png picture by spdk1

 


 

Fat Worm Blows a Sparky (ZX Spectrum)

Fatworm.png picture by spdk1

 


 

Lady Stalker (SNES)

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Spawn: In the Demon's Hand (DC)

spawn-capa.jpg picture by spdk1

 


 


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30 Comments
CaptainDJ (on 08 January 2010)

Fat Worm Blows a Sparky! I lold so Hard!

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BoleroOfFire (on 31 December 2009)

Fat worm...jack in the dark...wow. I can't believe those are real lol.

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gurglesletch (on 30 December 2009)

I always thought wii play sounded wrong and this just confirms my thought of that.

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code.samurai (on 30 December 2009)

Fat Worm Blows a Sparky (ZX Spectrum) ...

LOL, is this even a real game?! No box cover?

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scottie (on 29 December 2009)

IMO N.U.D.E. and Normy's beach babe orama should be disqualified because they were intentional

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Silver-Tiger (on 29 December 2009)

lol, if you look at this way, all Ratchet & Clank games sound like porn games.

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leo-j (on 29 December 2009)

Ratchet and clank: Quest for Booty
Ratchet and clank: Tool of destruction
Ratchet and clank: A crack in time
Rathect and clank: Up your arsenal
Ratchet and clank: Size matters
Ratchet and clank: Going commando

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Sanzee (on 29 December 2009)

"Spawn: In the Demonds Hand"

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! That shit is so funny!

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Paperdiego (on 29 December 2009)

N.U.D.E
seems rather intentional, which is sad.

Fat Worm Blows a Sparky, wow what a name.
i doubt that ever caught on/

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lurkerwithnosoul (on 28 December 2009)

The Fat Worms one made me laugh. But this list is rather weak.

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Red4ADevil (on 28 December 2009)

LOL @ Monsters in my Pocket, and Lady Stalker.

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zzyoshiman (on 28 December 2009)

lol lady stalker

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Silver-Tiger (on 28 December 2009)

meh.

The other list was better.
Wii Play? nah.
Spawn: In the demon's hand? bad.
and Normy’s BeachBabe-O- Rama ? i think that one was intentional.

The rest is LMAO, though.

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Kai Master (on 28 December 2009)

definitely too english-native-speakers, I didn't see any porn in this selection...

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Pharaoh (on 28 December 2009)

I remember playing monster in my pocket. I loved the little action figures, I guess I'm the only one who played it.

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CaptDS9E (on 28 December 2009)

There are a lot of other good ones like Feel The Magic, Bump N Jump, Chubby Cherub. Those are a few I remember from a list my friends and I did over AIM back and forth once

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CaptDS9E (on 28 December 2009)

We joked about Monster in my Pocket back when it came out. lol

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onikenshi (on 28 December 2009)

ROFL I agree with montana on fat worm ...oh man I am almost crying here rofl. Keep up these lists man.

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Simulacrum (on 28 December 2009)

Bleh.

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haxxiy (on 28 December 2009)

Haha, that fat worm one is a gem.

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huaxiong90 (on 28 December 2009)

Pole Position? LMAO.

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fazz (on 28 December 2009)

Why would anyone think something about Pole Position? >_>

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davidly (on 28 December 2009)

I prefer the last week's article.

Monster in my Pocket is a good one though ^^
Hot Action Pak also but a bit more generic.

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Siko1989 (on 28 December 2009)

Monster in my pocket is pretty good one lol

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MontanaHatchet (on 28 December 2009)

Fat Worm Blows a Sparky is the best one by far.

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zexen_lowe (on 28 December 2009)

I don't get pole position...I guess I'm far too accustomed to hear about it in races

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Ssenkahdavic (on 28 December 2009)

Awesome list. Im sure you can find another 10 (hell probably more) keep it up

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spdk1 (on 28 December 2009)

crap!....I promise Kyliedog, it will be on there at some point, just wait for part 3 :D

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Serious_frusting (on 28 December 2009)

haha lol

nice article

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